George Clooney Moves Out Of House
George Clooney has been forced to move out of his house. Why? Well, naughty Britney Spears is his neighbour.
Clooney narrates the incident (I just can imagine)
’I just found out, like, 10 days ago I must live within, like 300 or 400 yards from Britney Spears. I found out because I came home at 10 o’clock at night and there was all these helicopters over my house with these lights.’
’I think, ‘Someone’s broken out of prison.’ I get my baseball hat, which is what you always get in every film, and I called up my assistant, who I thought was in my guesthouse.
I said, ‘Are you okay?’
She’s like, ‘Yes.’
I said, ‘if there’s someone in the place, say the word Stonehenge,’
and she’s like, ‘What the f*** are you talking about?’
‘So now I have to move.’ 
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