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Red Band Machete Trailer

By Allan Ford | Jul 24, 2010 | Movie Trailers (0) Comment

Machete Photo, Danny Trejo

IGN and 20th Century Fox have released the Comic-Con Red Band trailer for Machete, one of most anticipated films of 2010.

The feature version of the trailer finds Machete (Trejo) a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Steven Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double crossed and on the run Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Cheech Marin) his “holy” brother, and April (Lindsay Lohan) a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Jessica Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.

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New Machete Photo: Lindsay Lohan

By Allan Ford | Jul 20, 2010 | Movie Photos (1) Comment

FilmTotaal.nl has posted the first photo of Lindsay Lohan in Robert Rodriguez’s new movie Machete. The actress plays a gun-toting nun (April Benz) and a new photo has surfaced that features her in some blatant holy wear.

Machete Photo, Lindsay LohanMachete Photo, Lindsay Lohan as April Benz

Based on Machete, the faux trailer from “Grindhouse” the film is being co-directed by Rodriguez with protege Ethan Maniquis.

The highly skilled Federale Machete is hired by some unsavory types to assassinate a senator. But just as he’s about to take the shot, he notices someone aiming at him and realizes he’s been set up. He barely survives the sniper’s bullet, and is soon out for revenge on his former employers, with the reluctant assistance of his old friend Cheech Marin, who has become a priest and taken a vow of nonviolence. If you hire him to take out the bad guys, make sure the bad guys aren’t you!

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New Machete Trailer!

By Fiona | Jul 8, 2010 | Movie Trailers (0) Comment

We saw those ineteresting lobby cards images today and now another new trailer for Ethan Maniquis and Robert Rodriguez‘s Machete has debut on IGN.

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Machete

Machete is based on the “fake” trailer in Robert Rodriguez’s 2007 “Grindhouse,” featuring Danny Trejo and Jeff Fahey reprising their original roles.

The feature version of the trailer finds Machete (Trejo) a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Steven Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert De Niro) a corrupt Senator.

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Machete Lobby Cards Images

By Fiona | Jul 7, 2010 | Movie Photos (1) Comment

We are here today to share with you some great photos or if you prefer “lobby cards” from Robert Rodriguez’ upcoming action Machete.

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Machete Photo

The images featuring Danny Trejo as the title character, a blade-wielding antihero, Jessica Alba, Steven Seagal, Michelle Rodriguez, Robert De Niro and Don Johnson. Check them out below and enjoy.


Machete Photo

Machete is based on the “fake” trailer in Robert Rodriguez’s 2007 “Grindhouse,” featuring Danny Trejo and Jeff Fahey reprising their original roles.

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36 New Machete Photos!

By Allan Ford | May 24, 2010 | Movie Photos (1) Comment

Machete, Danny Trejo

Movie Photo Gallery has been updated with 36 new photos from upcoming action / crime/ thriller Machete.

Machete is based on the “fake” trailer in Robert Rodriguez’s 2007 “Grindhouse,” featuring Danny Trejo and Jeff Fahey reprising their original roles.

The feature version of the trailer finds Machete (Trejo) a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Steven Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double crossed and on the run Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Cheech Marin) his “holy” brother, and April (Lindsay Lohan) a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Jessica Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.

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Machete Trailer Released!

By Allan Ford | May 5, 2010 | Movie Trailers (18) Comment

Machete

Robert Rodriguez has released a special “illegal” Cinco De Mayo themed trailer for his upcoming exploitation film, Machete.

The movie is based on the “fake” trailer in Rodriguez’s 2007 Grindhouse. Machete is a Mexican ex-Federale with a gift for wielding a blade, who hides out as a day laborer, who is double-crossed by a corrupt state senator. The feature version of the trailer finds Machete (Danny Trejo) a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Steven Seagal).

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20th Century Fox Lands Machete!

By Allan Ford | Jan 25, 2010 | Movie News (0) Comment

Machete poster

Deadline Hollywood Daily’s Nikki Finke is reporting that 20th Century Fox has bested five other studios in a bidding war to distribute independently-financed Robert Rodriguez‘ “Machete,” an expansion of the fake trailer that he created for Quentin Tarantino and his experimental film “Grindhouse”

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