Banned “Teeth” Movie Poster

Momentum Pictures have released a poster [via Empire] for the UK release of the well received horror-drama “Teeth“.
“Teeth” tells the story of High school student Dawn (Jess Weixler) works hard at suppressing her budding sexuality by being the local chastity group’s most active participant. Her task is made even more difficult by her bad boy stepbrother Brad’s (John Hensley) increasingly provocative behavior at home.
A stranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vagina when she becomes the object of violence. As she struggles to comprehend her anatomical uniqueness, Dawn experiences both the pitfalls and the power of being a living example of the vagina dentata myth.
The movie is scheduled to appear in the UK on June 20th.
‘Teeth’ – First Five Minutes
I love this new trend in Hollywood marketing, where in they show you the first five minutes of their most craptacular flicks for free. We got The Golden Compass and Alien Versus Predator 2 recently. Those flicks at least had a semblance of hope, but now we get Teeth. We were kinda scared about it after seeing the first trailer.
Afterall, what’s more scary that a girl with teeth in her vagina? Seriously. Way cool concept for a horror movie, but still do we really have to go down this path? Because once we do and the floodgates open then nothing is sacred. Just ask Britney.
We don’t get anything enticing, which is supposedly the point of showing us the first five minutes. If I don’t want to see it after this, how you gonna steal my $10 movie mogul man?
Watch the trailer after jump





