I hope that the world realizes that the visual effects industry is looking for change. I think that’s all that can be accomplished today, that the world looks around and sees the visual effects industry is no longer quiet and accepting the conditions they’re working under.It looks that Adele is wearing the exact same dress everywhere these days. You know, the black one that makes her look like she’s 50 or something. In case you want to know the name of that dress (yep, that thing actually has a name), please write this: a Jenny Packham dress. You’re welcome! Seth MacFarlane is here, the show is now officialy LIVE! Wow, that’s what we call one goooood homage to the big/small/all the boobs in the world! Way to go MacFarlane! That was totally weird, by the way. We have the first winner – Christoph Waltz wins Best Supporting Actor for his role in Django Unchained. Don’t worry, he’s not crying! Paperman wins Best Animated Short – hate to say I told you so, but hey – I told you so! Brave wins Best Animated Film… too bad, I actually thought that Wreck-It Ralph has a chance… Here we go – second golden guy for Ang Lee‘s Life Of Pi! And what about those protesters? What protesters – someone said? Ok then, let’s add – Life of Pi wins Best Cinematography and Best Visual Effects (read: no Oscar for you Hobbit!) When it comes to Best Makeup and Hairstyling – nothing to be surprised about – the first Academy Award goes to Les Miserables! They sure looked miserable! Best Costume Design – an Oscar goes to Anna Karenina. Fair. James Bond tribute – that was all? I mean, no Tina Turner? Blah! And, by the way – Curfew wins Best Short Film, while Innocente wins Best Documentary Short. Congrats, now let’s make a sandwich! Guess what, Haneke’s Amour wins Best Foreign Film! I hear there were some other movies nominated in the same category… rumors, guess… And now, let’s dance, please don’t stop the music, turn up the music, pretend you’re Travolta or whatever… Please, Jennifer Hudson, we know you’re a good singer, but don’t yell at us! Yeah, bring Hugh Jackman in. Thank you. I said – Hugh Jackman, no Anne Hathaway!