Ugh. Another trailer. Another ambulance. I swear I just saw Rainn Wilson in something where he was calm. Now he’s back in Code 3, screaming through traffic and dodging naked people. The official red band trailer just dropped and it’s already too much.
Anyway—September 12. That’s when it hits theaters. The teaser’s only 49 seconds but somehow feels like a full shift in the ER. It’s chaos. It’s comedy. It’s based on real paramedic stories, which makes me feel weird laughing at it. Like, ethically weird.
Lil Rel Howery plays the rookie. Aimee Carrero’s in there too, plus Rob Riggle and Yvette Nicole Brown. The cast is stacked. The pacing? Not so much. It’s like someone edited it with a defibrillator. I blinked and missed three emergencies.
Also, the tagline: “All we want to do is save your life… Some of you don’t make it easy.” That’s not a joke. That’s just my last group chat.
I miss when trailers gave you space to breathe. This one feels like a panic attack wrapped in punchlines.
My cousin thought this was a drama. I didn’t even correct him.
Maybe it’s brilliant. Maybe it’s exhausting. I can’t tell anymore. Whatever.
