My brain hurts every time I hear an epic adventure is coming. Epic adventure, what the hell is that?
Well, Steven Spielberg will explain that to us with his upcoming War Horse project which is set to hit the theaters on December 25th, 2011.
Today we have new spot for the whole thing which actually means you should get ready to hear Spielberg’s cast talking about the movie.
Of course it’s great, fantastic, unbelievable, intense, never seen before. It makes me wanna puke. Really guys, I don’t give a shit about your opinion on this one, simply because the only guy I’m interested in here is – horse.
His acting skills are awesome, indeed. That poor thing had to deal with First World War, British cavalry, German soldiers and a French farmer. Well done, horse!
Beside this extraordinary horse, movie also stars Emily Watson, David Thewlis, Peter Mullan, Niels Arestrup, Tom Hiddleston, Jeremy Irvine, Benedict Cumberbatch and Toby Kebbell. They all assure us that War Horse is one of the great stories of friendship and war, but somehow I don’t trust them at all.
They’re just trying to catch that little golden statue, I can feel it. Spielberg became boring and the whole thing is so damn predictable.
Man, I wish that horse takes to his stable an Oscar for Best Supporting Actor!