Hollywood loves a good exorcism story—The Exorcist set the bar, The Conjuring upped the ante, and now The Ritual is here to drag us back to hell. But this isn't just more demonic jump scares. Based on the infamous possession of Emma Schmidt, one of America's most documented cases, the film pits two flawed priests against an enemy that doesn't play fair. And with Al Pacino leading the charge, that enemy might've just met its match.
The Trailer Breakdown: Holy Terror, Unholy Beard
The teaser opens with a gravel-voiced Pacino—sporting a beard that looks like it's been through its own exorcism—warning, “The Devil will do whatever it takes to foil our plans.” Cut to: flickering candles, a girl contorting on a bed, and Dan Stevens' Father Steiger looking like he's questioning every life choice that led him here.
Director David Midell (The Killing of Kenneth Chamberlain) isn't known for horror, which might be why this feels fresh. No cheap CGI demons (so far), no overused creaky-door tropes—just raw, claustrophobic dread. And that title? A cheeky middle finger to Netflix's 2017 The Ritual, which was all about forest cults. This? Church-sanctioned warfare against the literal dark side.
Why This Could Be Special
- Pacino Unhinged: The man chews scenery like it's communion wafers. His Father Riesinger is a controversial Capuchin friar with a past—perfect for Pacino's brand of chaotic gravitas.
- Dan Stevens' Redemption Arc: After Godzilla x Kong, Stevens needs a win. Playing a priest wrestling with faith? That's his Legion energy right there.
- True Story Stakes: The real Emma Schmidt case was so intense, the Vatican allegedly kept records under lock and key. If the film taps into even half of that terror, we're in for a ride.
The Skeptic's Corner
But let's be real—exorcism movies are a dime a dozen. The Pope's Exorcist had Russell Crowe on a Vespa, and The Last Exorcism faked us out with found footage. Will The Ritual break the curse or drown in holy water? Midell's indie roots suggest a character-driven approach, but studios love to sandbox horror into jump-scare factories.
Final Verdict: Mark Your Calendar
The Ritual drops June 6, 2025 (because of course it's 6/6). If the teaser's any indication, this could be the Exorcist for a new generation—or at least the best horror vehicle for Pacino since The Devil's Advocate. Either way, pray for your popcorn.
🔥 Hot Take: If Pacino doesn't yell “Hoo-ah!” at Satan, we riot.
