The Smiling Sledgehammer Drops: Dwayne Johnson Just Joined A24’s Darkest Cult—And Twitter Can’t Breathe
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson just hit the industry with a psychological suplex—A24 tapped him to play a deranged self-help guru in “Breakthrough,” and film Twitter is frothing with equal parts confusion and schadenfreude. No cap: This is the same guy who used to trade one-liners with CGI gorillas. Now? He’s one Coke-bottle stare away from an actual Waco cosplay.
From Box-Office Protein Shakes to Mind Games: Why This Role Is Rotten Fruit—or Fresh Blood
Here’s the insane detail: Johnson, Hollywood’s $800 million global mascot, is taking a supporting role—yeah, as in “Let someone else hog the close-ups” supporting. You’d sooner see Vin Diesel do Shakespeare in the Park. And this isn’t just any prestige leap: He’s following his A24 debut in Benny Safdie’s “The Smashing Machine,” sliding straight into a twisted SoCal thriller by Zeke Goodman. “Breakthrough” basically mashes Midsommar’s cult vibes with Trust Me, I’m Lying-level media derangement. Imagine if Tony Robbins was played by Mike Tyson.
Hollywood’s Cult of Reinvention—And Why The Rock’s Not Alone in Burning it Down
Not the first time a megastar nuked their safe zone: Remember Matthew McConaughey barbecuing his rom-com rep in “True Detective”? Or how Adam Sandler dropped the fart jokes for “Uncut Gems”—and suddenly indie boutiques had a new god? But here’s what’s wild: Johnson’s star power still dwarfs most of those reinventions. As IndieWire snarked, “If The Rock goes dark, family films just lost their emotional support animal.”
Rival trades are weirdly hyped—Deadline calls it “one to watch for Oscar-season curveballs.” Meanwhile, a source close to the casting told Variety, “Johnson’s screen test reportedly freaked out the studio. He just smiled and no one knew if it was acting or an existential threat.”
And yes, casting for his “young, lost male” disciple is still up in the air—meaning Johnson could end up eating the whole movie with a single eyebrow raise.
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Does this finally prove Johnson’s humanity—or is it a hamfisted cry for critical respect? Genius or garbage? Drop your cult name in the comments.
