“I eat lions every goddamn day.” If that line doesn’t make you fist-pump, check your pulse. A Kung Fury 2 sizzle reel—MIA since 2020—just erupted online like a time-traveling grenade. And holy hell, it delivers.
The Backstory (Or: How This Movie Got Stuck in Legal Purgatory)
Remember Kung Fury? The 2015 short film that was too insane for its own good? Swedish madman David Sandberg (not Shazam! Sandberg) blew minds with a 30-minute riot of neon, Nazis, and nuclear-grade absurdity. Then came Kung Fury 2—bigger, badder, and somehow starring Michael Fassbender, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and David Hasselhoff.
But here’s the twist: The movie’s been finished since 2024. Yet it’s trapped in lawsuit limbo, tangled in investor drama thicker than Hasselhoff’s chest hair. This leaked 10-minute reel? A middle finger to oblivion.
Why This Reel Rules (And Why You Should Care)
- Taccone as Hitler: Jorma Taccone (of The Lonely Island) hams it up as a time-hopping Führer. It’s Inglourious Basterds meets Miami Vice on acid.
- Schwarzenegger’s Mysterious Role: He’s in there. How? Why? No one knows. And we love it.
- The Vibe: Like someone fed an ’80s VHS into a particle accelerator. Every frame oozes Sandberg’s signature chaos.
The Legal Nightmare—And a Glimmer of Hope
Lawsuits stalled the film post-2020, but Variety confirms the reel’s legitimacy. Sandberg’s cult following is frothing—could this leak force a resolution? If Deadpool’s test footage leak revived that project, why not Kung Fury?
This isn’t just a trailer. It’s a demand. Studios, free this movie before we riot—preferably with neon nunchucks.
Header Image Idea: *Split-screen: Kung Fury’s 2015 glory vs. the new reel’s explosive footage.*
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